The Orange Tyrant

Since PeachMint failed to catch on in the cuisine of the day, all checks, balances and guardrails have been removed. I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say Orange now, Orange tomorrow and Orange forever!!!!!!!!!!

To celebrate with the Orange Tyrant, we use 5 orange ingredients, one for each term of his great bigly beautiful presidency:

Step 1. Gather Ingredients:
60 mL Absolute Mandarin
30 mL Cointreau 
30 mL fresh squeezed OJ
1/2 tsp orange marmalade
2 dashes Orange bitters
Orange peel for decoration

Step 1. Assemble

Muddle marmalade and vodka in cocktail shaker:

Step 2. Assemble

Add OJ, Cointreau, bitters, ICE

Step 3. Shake

Step 4. Pour into cordial glass

Step 5. Garnish with a tribute to the Tyrant and cry:

The Mal-o-Lago

The following parable illustrates the importance of using peachmint in the cuisine of the day...

Fast forward 17 years, the President is finishing his fourth term in office, and seeking to step aside so his two older sons can take over as President and Vice-President. The club at Mar-a-Lago continues to be the place where members of the ultra-elite curry favor with the ruling family by purchasing ultra-premium memberships. To boost revenue after buying out and foreclosing on Congress, the Family has opened a slightly-less exclusive club next door where ordinary millionaires may attempt to ingratiate themselves by purchasing the signature drink, the Mal-o-Lago. This minty-peach daiquiri is priced is $1000, and you get to keep the plastic skull mug...

Step 1. Gather Ingredients:
2 cups frozen peaches
1/2-cup rum (Use rum obtained on your trip to the Cayman Islands to set up your off-shore holding company)
1/3 cup white Crem de Menthe
ICE
Blender
Mal-O-Lago mug (imported from China)

Step 2. Assemble

Charge blender with frozen peaches,

 2 handfuls of ICE,

    rum,

and Crem de Menthe:

Step 3. Blend:

Step 4. Serve

Step 5. Cry: